Matadors.

I really like Matadors, too. Something about the sparkles and Spain and those pants just makes an awesome occupation to me. Except for when you lose. To the bull. Then, the occupation would be horrible.

How intense does he look, even with that pink cape?

He just looks like a cool guy.

I think it's the sparkly pants that get to me. Or the capes.

Spaceman.

Spacemen and astronauts are the same thing, but for some reason, the word spaceman sounds a lot cooler.

I'M A SPAAAAAAAAAAACEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. If you shouted that, you'd sound mysterious.

I don't actually want to be an astronaut when I grow up, I just like the way they look.

Uplifting Words.

For when you're troubled:

Sharks are cool.

Laughing Shark - Strange Wilderness - watch more funny videos

Indians.

I like Native Americans. I'm also 1/60th or something Native American. You know, Great-Great Grandma's and all that.

Indians have the coolest clothes. Leather fringe and headbands and moccasins.

While I was in Columbia, one of my uncle's friends came to hang out with us for half of the trip. He was an Arhuaco Indian, native to the highlands of Columbia, and wore all white. He's been in documentaries, and is a spokesperson of sorts for the Arhuaco people. He wore this boss white cap that he made himself, but I can't have one because I'm not an adult male who's married. Plus, he had this really nice camera.

He was so nice! He didn't really speak English, but I love the sound of Spanish, so yeah. His name was even cool-sounding: Danilo. Here's him on a rock.

Cowboys.

I like Cowboys. I like their vests and shirts, not so much the chaps or the hats, but the bandanas are the best. If you see someone wearing a Cowboy bandana, you either think they look really cool or really stupid.

I WOULD LOOK LIKE A BOSS IN A COWBOY BANDANA.

Astronauts hate golf.

Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers - Click here for funny video clips

Yeah.

I... don't really ever have anything interesting to say or blog about. Like, there isn't one thing I want to focus on or that I even think about for extended periods of time... I should probably get some sort of hobby or something.

Anyway, I still think these pants are cool.

WOOP.

I like astronauts. I like t-shirts. I like astronaut t-shirts.

Conversing.

I got an e-mail the other day from Converse All-Star, right? (It made me feel all fuzzy inside. Because Converse All-Star and me are BROS.) And the e-mail was like, "HEY LEAH. We just started making boots. Go get a job so you can blow all of your money on our shoes." AND I SAID, "WHY CONVERSE, I WOULD LOVE TO."

But I still don't have a job. You know, laziness. Anyway, the newest stuff from Converse, for you!

     

I'll go cry somewhere over my brokeness now.

All-STAR

Did I die and go to AWESOME LAND? Kid Cudi AND Converse? Excuse me, my tears of joy are making my vision blurry.

Kid Cudi - Converse from Tyler Manson on Vimeo.

Stop calling me.

My favorite music video EVER is 'Telephone.' It's so... beautiful. Did you SEE Beyonce's outfits? Like, the AMERICA DRESS. WHY DON'T I OWN ONE. Also, what beautiful faces they're making.

 

 And the military one-piece action that goes on? IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE SOMEONE A HIGH-FIVE. By the way, that hair. WHY WASN'T I BORN AS BEYONCE. D:

 

The point is Alejandro sucked compared to Telephone. Just saying.

Homecoming~

Things I would not wear to Homecoming.

She looks like a sad, sparkling mermaid. Or a part of a coral reef.

                                   

                    She reminds me of a cowgirl. I can't decide whether or not I hate it just because of that.





 

There's not much to say about this crow outfit except that she looks as ridiculous

as that ice skater, Evan Lysacek.

CACAW.



WHAT IS THIS. That loop in the front, she looks like a kangaroo! Or like she's wearing a baby-sling. :|



She looks like a feather duster. Observe:

BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL OF THESE DRESSES. OH YEAH.

If Dora was real...

Her outfit would be ridiculous. I was thinking about it pretty hard the other day. I need a life.

But the worst part is that Diego, of all people, is dressed nicely! I would think about Boots' outfit too, but he only wears boots that don't even match his purple fur. Since when are monkeys purple anyway?!

                                   
       

Boots

Boots are super in right now, right? Leather, suede, brown, black, boots, boots, boots. I love boots. They're super cool. I'm not going to mention UGGS though. I want to say it's because they're for winter, but I really just hate them. It might be the shape. They freak me out! The foot part is so round, it looks like you have no toes, or you have an elephant foot. That's just sick. They're too smooth looking, you know? Like spaceman shoes, but dumber. They kind of remind me of baby seals. For your feet.

Anyway, have some boots that are non-UGGS.

                                                    

MANGO

So, over the summer I went with my family to Columbia. Like South America, not South Carolina. That country is GORGEOUS. I love it so much! Also, the shopping is painfully good. As in, I'm broke now. They had a lot of great stores that we don't have in the US, but my favorite had to be MANGO. It's this fantastic clothing store from Barcelona, and it's spread seemingly everywhere but the states. Think Forever 21, but classier, bigger, and with spanish flair. Don't forget the price-tag to match.

                               

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Leah! I like orange colored foods, sleeping, & doodling. I spend my time avoiding schoolwork and being nagged to the walk the dogs. I like fashion and art, and I want to be a zoologist when I grow up. I listen to Kid Cudi nonstop. I laugh a lot, but my jokes are whack. My favorite movie is Hercules. I hate computers and they hate me.