Conversing.

I got an e-mail the other day from Converse All-Star, right? (It made me feel all fuzzy inside. Because Converse All-Star and me are BROS.) And the e-mail was like, "HEY LEAH. We just started making boots. Go get a job so you can blow all of your money on our shoes." AND I SAID, "WHY CONVERSE, I WOULD LOVE TO."

But I still don't have a job. You know, laziness. Anyway, the newest stuff from Converse, for you!

     

I'll go cry somewhere over my brokeness now.

All-STAR

Did I die and go to AWESOME LAND? Kid Cudi AND Converse? Excuse me, my tears of joy are making my vision blurry.

Kid Cudi - Converse from Tyler Manson on Vimeo.

Stop calling me.

My favorite music video EVER is 'Telephone.' It's so... beautiful. Did you SEE Beyonce's outfits? Like, the AMERICA DRESS. WHY DON'T I OWN ONE. Also, what beautiful faces they're making.

 

 And the military one-piece action that goes on? IT MAKES ME WANT TO GIVE SOMEONE A HIGH-FIVE. By the way, that hair. WHY WASN'T I BORN AS BEYONCE. D:

 

The point is Alejandro sucked compared to Telephone. Just saying.

Homecoming~

Things I would not wear to Homecoming.

She looks like a sad, sparkling mermaid. Or a part of a coral reef.

                                   

                    She reminds me of a cowgirl. I can't decide whether or not I hate it just because of that.





 

There's not much to say about this crow outfit except that she looks as ridiculous

as that ice skater, Evan Lysacek.

CACAW.



WHAT IS THIS. That loop in the front, she looks like a kangaroo! Or like she's wearing a baby-sling. :|



She looks like a feather duster. Observe:

BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL OF THESE DRESSES. OH YEAH.

If Dora was real...

Her outfit would be ridiculous. I was thinking about it pretty hard the other day. I need a life.

But the worst part is that Diego, of all people, is dressed nicely! I would think about Boots' outfit too, but he only wears boots that don't even match his purple fur. Since when are monkeys purple anyway?!