Matadors.

I really like Matadors, too. Something about the sparkles and Spain and those pants just makes an awesome occupation to me. Except for when you lose. To the bull. Then, the occupation would be horrible.

How intense does he look, even with that pink cape?

He just looks like a cool guy.

I think it's the sparkly pants that get to me. Or the capes.

Spaceman.

Spacemen and astronauts are the same thing, but for some reason, the word spaceman sounds a lot cooler.

I'M A SPAAAAAAAAAAACEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. If you shouted that, you'd sound mysterious.

I don't actually want to be an astronaut when I grow up, I just like the way they look.

Uplifting Words.

For when you're troubled:

Sharks are cool.

Laughing Shark - Strange Wilderness - watch more funny videos

Indians.

I like Native Americans. I'm also 1/60th or something Native American. You know, Great-Great Grandma's and all that.

Indians have the coolest clothes. Leather fringe and headbands and moccasins.

While I was in Columbia, one of my uncle's friends came to hang out with us for half of the trip. He was an Arhuaco Indian, native to the highlands of Columbia, and wore all white. He's been in documentaries, and is a spokesperson of sorts for the Arhuaco people. He wore this boss white cap that he made himself, but I can't have one because I'm not an adult male who's married. Plus, he had this really nice camera.

He was so nice! He didn't really speak English, but I love the sound of Spanish, so yeah. His name was even cool-sounding: Danilo. Here's him on a rock.

Cowboys.

I like Cowboys. I like their vests and shirts, not so much the chaps or the hats, but the bandanas are the best. If you see someone wearing a Cowboy bandana, you either think they look really cool or really stupid.

I WOULD LOOK LIKE A BOSS IN A COWBOY BANDANA.

Astronauts hate golf.

Hilarious Astronaut Pranks Old Golfers - Click here for funny video clips

Yeah.

I... don't really ever have anything interesting to say or blog about. Like, there isn't one thing I want to focus on or that I even think about for extended periods of time... I should probably get some sort of hobby or something.

Anyway, I still think these pants are cool.